22 February 2007

Number 9

Yogurt Flavors: Chocolate Decadence, World Class Vanilla, Peanut Butter, Toffee Nut, Egg Nog and Very Berry.

Today is Shake Day! All shakes are $3.69 all day long. (Regularly $3.93-$4.62)

Bagels, English Muffins and Pita have arrived. We have all varieties on hand (Blueberry, Sweet Wheat, Cinnamon, Onion, White and Perfect 10). Come and get yours today. Perfect for Weight Watchers®! Over the past few weeks, we have seen an increase in the popularity of the Perfect 10 bagel. While it is two points instead of one like the other items, it has a whopping 18 grams of protein and 9 grams of fiber per bagel and a wonderful seed and nut taste.

My apartment is a disaster zone! It is one of those inevitable events when doing a deep clean. It always seems worst right before the calm because, to do it right, you have to tear things down to build it like new. The good news is that the bedroom closet is almost done and the living room is coming along. In the next night or two, I shall tackle the bedroom and then I can begin phase two. I guess that, in a way, I am just getting my spring cleaning done a little early this year.

Last week shows that our responding readers were split between Valentine's Day being a cheesy, but fun holiday or nothing but a Hallmark holiday. This week I'm skipping the poll and including an email that I got that I thought was pretty funny (and sometimes true). Enjoy:

WORDS WOMEN USE:

"Fine."
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.

"Five minutes."
If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been
given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.

"Nothing"
This is the calm before the storm. This means
"something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".

"Go ahead..."
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she
is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing".

"That's OK."
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

"Thanks."
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint.
Just say you're welcome.

"Whatever!"
It's a woman's way of saying your in big trouble!

"What did you say?"
No, she's not hard of hearing. She's just giving you a
chance to recant the stupid thing that just came out
of your mouth and to either escalate the conflict by
saying it louder (remember, you'll lose) or to come up
with a clever substitute that sounds pretty close to
it (like instead of saying, "That's why I hate you,"
you would say, "That's why I dated you"). WARNING: If
you try to use "Nothing" as a response, she won't
accept it.

Thursday Motivator:

The search for the perfect venture can turn into procrastination. Your idea may or may not have merit. The key is to get started.-Unknown Author

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